How do I place my order online?

It's EASY!

1. Browse our wide selection of funny shirts. Find one you like and click on the picture to go to the Product Page.
   
   
2. Marvel at the magnificent artwork and quality of the shirt. Wipe drool from chin.
   
   
3. Select the size and quantity you want. Notice that all of our shirts come in men's and women's sizes. Click the "Add to Cart" button.
   
   
4. You can purchase multiple shirts just by clicking the "Continue Shopping" button and adding more shirts to your shopping cart.
   
   
5. Once you've added all the items that you wish to purchase, go to your shopping cart and click the "Checkout" button. You'll be asked to fill out your shipping and billing information, your shipping preference, and of course your payment information. You'll now have an opportunity to review your order and make changes to it. Once you submit the order, you will receive an order confirmation email. When your order has been shipped, you will receive a final email stating so.
   
   
6. Go outside and wait by the mailbox for your new shirts! Bring a sandwich, it might take a few days for them to arrive.

Is your site secure? I don't want identity theft!

Heck yeah we're secure! Here's all the things we do to make sure you don't get your identity stolen (I just love those identity theft commercials, don't you?):

• We use advanced SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) encryption. This means all those hackers out there can't spy on the information you enter in this website, such as your address and credit card number.
  
  
• Any personal information given to ShirtFight.com will be protected. We love our customers, and we're not going to sell your information to any third parties EVER!
  
  
• In order to protect customers 100%, ShirtFight.com does not store your credit card information at any time! You buy our shirts, your credit card payment gets processed, and the information is removed from our databases. Hackers can't steal what we don't have!
  

What shipping options do you offer?

We offer the following options for shipping:

Domestic (US) Orders

UPS Next Day (1 day delivery, duh)

UPS 2 Day (2 days delivery, double duh)

UPS Ground (5-7 days delivery)

USPS Priority Mail (7-14 days delivery)

Note: UPS cannot ship to PO Boxes.

International Orders

Global Priority Mail (2-3 weeks)

If you're in a cool country and want to pay for our plane ticket, we'll hand deliver it to you! You don't mind if we sleep on your couch, right?

* Please note that the timeframes listed above only apply to the time it will take for your order to arrive FROM THE DATE IT WAS SHIPPED. It may take up to a week for your order to ship.

How much will shipping cost me?

It depends on how far we're shipping your order, and how many shirts you've ordered. After you've selected your shirts and have begun the checkout process, we'll automatically show you the different costs for each method of shipping. We're real smart like that!

Can I track my shipment?

Only domestic orders have tracking numbers. As of right now, international orders do not have a tracking system.

What kind of shirts do you use?

All of our funny shirts are printed on American Apparel. They are by far the highest quality shirt you can buy. Once you go AA, you never go back!

I want to make sure I look super hawt in my new shirt...how do I make sure I get the right size?

American Apparels tend to run a little small. Take a look at the following links for size details:

Men's Shirt Measurements

Women's Shirt Measurements

What is your policy on returns?

If you're not satisfied with your purchase, please return the item(s) for an exchange or refund.

All returns must be in the original condition that you received them in. Shirts that have been worn or washed cannot be returned.

When returning your purchase, please include a copy of your invoice. Indicate what you are returning and why. Please let us know if you would like in return whether it be an exchange or refund.

All returns must be made within 30 days of placing your orders.

I have a funny idea for a shirt!

Oh yeah? SWEET send it to us!! Just go to our contact us page and send us a note! While we don't have a definite prize to give to winning submissions, if we print your idea you'll definitely get one :) Plus we'll send you a RANDOM GIFT...it could be cash, shirts, gift certificates, a new car (well, maybe not a new car...).

I'm great at drawing, can I design your next funny shirt?

We're always looking for people with design skills! Just go to our contact page and send us a note! Don't forget to include some samples of your work so we can see if your artistic eye matches our shirt ideas.

What is your privacy policy?

I'm gonna shoot straight with you here...we hate it when people stick their nose where it doesnt' belong . That's why we collect only the information necessary for us to complete your order or to contact to you regarding the status of your order, like your name, email address, shipping address, and billing address. We do not store your credit card information in our databases!

We're not going to rent or sell your information to a vendor, I promise. If you get spam it's because you're going to porn sites (shhh it's our little secret). :)

ShirtFight.com reserves the right to update this privacy policy at anytime. Updates to our privacy policy will be sent to the email address that you have provided us.